Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
Cosmo Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born: a Festivus for the rest of us!

Is it too much to ask for people to at least drive the fncking speed limit and pay attention to the road? Wankers.
i’d like it if Dems would STFU about Obama until he’s actually done something. the constant ankle-biting and teeth-gnashing over his cabinet picks and his choice of speakers is tiresome.
oh, and people who come to work sick piss me off.
And I’m sick and fncking tired of Jesurgislac’s perpetual outrage schtick.
oh yeah