A parasite found in cat poop has been linked to a higher likelihood of entrepreneurial behavior in people who get infected
Source: Parasite in Cat Poop Linked to Entrepreneurial Behavior in People - Business Insider
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A parasite found in cat poop has been linked to a higher likelihood of entrepreneurial behavior in people who get infected
Source: Parasite in Cat Poop Linked to Entrepreneurial Behavior in People - Business Insider
The Department of Health and Human Services is removing its hygiene advisories promoting the washing of hands after handling feline fecal material.
Further “do your own” research will be released by the agency using non-existent and/or fake studies to support the removal of all advisories in federal data bases which support the washing of hands handling all other fecal material, including human, in the food production and packaging industries and the food service and restaurant industry.
Handling fecal material in one’s personal life, as a lifestyle, will be prioritized as qualification for new hires in those industries.
Additionally, surgeons, nurses, and all of other medical staff in America will be required to at least own a cat, and if not, will be prevented from using bathroom tissue when performing their morning toilet to encourage entrepreneurshit among their patients.
VP Vance, formerly known for his hatred and prejudice against single, childless females, the cat ladies, will issue a statement instead praising the number of business startups among that demographic group originating in their cat boxes.
This government-wide initiative will be named the E.A.T. S.H.I.T (Entrepreneur Assistance Techniques Showing How Idiocracy Trumps) in the Furthering American Prosperity Decree.
Resource material generated by artificial intelligence will be available which quotes Shakespeare and Freud on the favorable wealth- inducing link between handling one’s own fecal material and the accumulation of money.
Go Number 2 and make a killing has long been one of the overlooked elements of Adam Smith’s concept of the happy circumstance of the Invisible Hand.
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