So It's A Crime Now To Have Boxes Full Of Cool Folders With Various Words Printed On Them?

About the most that can be said for Donald Trump, as a politician and as a person, is that he didn't let being President of the United States change him. This is not really a compliment, to be clear. Trump's public persona was grandiose enough that he tended to talk about becoming president as if it was something like a demotion, with him benevolently stepping away from his job as The King Of Success and his wonderful life enjoying the finer things alongside the most powerful and influential people to do the world a favor. If he was awed by the power of the office at all, it was mainly in the same way that he would previously have been impressed by particularly large slabs of marble, or the number of models in attendance at an associate's birthday party. He certainly never let the immensity of all that responsibility push him to work any harder; the fantasy that Trump would rise to the moment, which persisted in the elite echelons of the mainstream media through a poignantly long series of entirely unmet moments, was not so much misplaced as it was a category error.

The whole thing is glorious.

Even though he's not yet dead, and this isn't about him being dead, when it's time to write his obituary, this will be the one to beat.

26 thoughts on “So It's A Crime Now To Have Boxes Full Of Cool Folders With Various Words Printed On Them?

  1. nooneithinkisinmytree

    https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/6/10/2174612/-Trump-speaks-dangerous-nonsense-to-Georgia-and-North-Carolina-Republicans

    One particular piece of pure republican threatening dog shit issued from his fascist pie hole caught my attention:

    ‘Trump brings up Jack Smith’s wife and says, “I wish her a lot of luck.”‘

    The Don issues an order for a hit, an assassination, a goddamned conservative murder … in broad daylight! To 80 million fucktard conservative vermin bristling with military-grade weaponry and dying to murder us.

    The only question is: on Jack Smith himself, or on Jack Smith’s wife? Or both?

    So this idea by fascist genocidal Republicans that the FBI be defunded and abolished: First I appreciate these woke, gay, racially-mixed, commie, immigrant-loving, possibly Jewish federal agents of the LAW finally, after the first 70 years of my life, being on my side for a change, after hounding every woke, gay (except for Vivian J Edgar Vance), of course, non-white, liberal Jewish commie immigrant since forever, but this question: If the FBI is abolished, who or what agency of domestic federal law enforcement will investigate, as the second American Civil War hots up, and THEY wish it to, the assassinations of Donald Trump and his legions of politico minions?

    No doubt they’ll privatize those functions to their 80-million strong militia and just liquidate all of we suspects.

    So the other night, I’m sitting at the bar of a tony restaurant I frequent … lots of accomplished good looking wealthy folks, and as happens way too often, I’m overhearing the conversation between two goons, who came in separately, and who were clearly in the dumper for Trump and the fascist conservative movement, and they are bloviating about these latest indictments and their ample weaponry, ya know, some fact-free garbage about the indictments themselves (Item: they ignored the fact that none of the charges referred to documents Trump did return AND that if he had returned every document there would be no charges whatsoever), but also their yearning for violent Civil War and the overthrow of the Biden government and their theories that, natch, Hillary and Obama were behind the entire case, and then the conversation inevitably trailed off, with plenty of big swinging dick haw-hawing, into a discussion of their favorite gun shooting ranges, including the one that specializes in catering to “machine gun” aficionados like themselves.

    Now, usually, given the close seating, I might get the chance to “engage” this type of horseshit (I’ve given the once-over a few times in the place to jackass Covid mask and vaccine deniers) with some mild sarcastic fact checking, but it occurred to me .. finally .. that there is no use, we are too far along, too late in the going in the violent conservative insurrectionist insanity to talk sense, and also that, as our goofball libertarian friend Charles WT at OBWI likes to remind everyone, an armed society is a polite society, though too noisy for his tender ears, by which he and the two thugs sitting next to me mean, if we don’t like YOUR First Amendment expression, we’ll fucking shoot you.

    I spose I could have handed each of them a $20 bill, since money is now speech under the fucked up Citizens United ruling, and tell them I was paying them to shut the fuck up, but off they went into the night to jerk off to the sound of gunfire in the distance.

    I do hope however that I run into them when the Civil War really hots up, and I’ll be happy to engage them on their own violent terms.

    I often wish I had visited Lauren Boebert’s trashy little restaurant, when she was there, on the West Slope of the Rockies, ’bout three hours from me, and asked one of the armed servers if I could speak to management regarding that state of their swill and when she herself holstered and stiletto-heeled herself over to my table, tell her that my cheeseburger was overcooked dog shit, just to witness the intersection, in her one-celled fascist brain, between my in-her-face First Amendment-protected in person Yelp review, and her expansive Second Amendment-protected speech in which bullets are mere chitchat.

    I don’t own a weapon, never have, though I’ve fired weapons in various venues.

    I don’t think a jackass perched on six-inch stiletto heels and butt-and-crotch-paralyzing tight blue jeans would have stood much chance of successfully reaching for it once I tackled her, took her gun from her, and then had my spare hand around her throat while I requested the burger be replaced with something more appetizing, like, say, take out from a decent joint down the street, at her expense.

    I would of course bear in mind that she acquired plenty of experience fighting dirty during those drunken hair-pulling fistfights she and her husband engaged in during their devoutly Christian marriage.

    Hey, a guy can dream.

  2. nooneithinkisinmytree

    There’s nothing in the Constitution. Literally nothing. It might as well be a blank sheet of parchment.

    Might as well remove it from its glass case and use it for toilet paper in the bathrooms at the National Archives.

    Nothing matters. No one cares. America is gone without even bending over and kissing its guilty fat ass goodbye.

    https://abcnews.go.com/US/trump-elected-president-indicted-convicted-experts/story?id=97688250

    He can issue pardons for himself and the entire roster of conservative murderers from his jail cell as he clanks around in leg irons.

    Hitler should have been so lucky to have been living under the American Constitution when he was jailed for his role in the Beer Hall putsch of 1923.

    He coulda been somebody.

  3. Nooneithinkisinmytree

    https://digbysblog.net/2023/06/11/a-sign-of-desperation/

    He must be executed, in full public view. Preferably, in the manner that his God Son, the North Korean dictator executed his mortal enemies, with a shot to the testicles with an anti-aircraft cannon.

    The Republican conservative movement is the most dangerous threat to my country and my government since the Cold War, now made hot again by conservative collusion with Moscow, but also since the Nazi invasion of France and Eastern Europe and the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

    I command my government and my Executive Branch to take decisive deadly action now, as it has every right to do to protect us and itself, to avoid total catastrophe for my country.

  4. nooneithinkisinmytree

    If you read nothing else, read this. It’s long:

    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2023/06/12/how-a-fringe-legal-theory-became-a-threat-to-democracy

    It lays out the mortal threat to America from the fascist, subhuman Conservative movement.

    Should this crap, made up of whole ignorant cloth by scum originalists, be ruled new law with absolutely no precedent except the stolen (from Al Gore) 2000 Presidential election, one of the Carolinas will again serve as the fuse that detonates the next savage, bloody, and brutally violent Civil War in America and it will spread to every street in America in all 50 States until fascist EVIL is butchered once and for all in this country.

    Even if the case is rejected by our corrupt evil fascist-dominated Supreme Court, these diabolical totalitarian vermin will be back for more like North Korean infantry swarming over us at Chosen Reservoir and Battle of Blood Ridge during the Korean War.

    There is a reason the subhuman conservative movement has been gunrunning weaponry and ammo into the hands of their tens of millions of dumbass cadres. They know when they finally cross the line, they will have to kill all of us.

  5. nooneithinkisinmytree

    I’m rereading Orwell because he is always helpful and timely, despite subhuman fascist conservative movement attempts, as with Martin Luther King, whom the conservative movement murdered, to claim the two of them for their own self-justifying martyred and terrible ends.

    https://www.historyhit.com/george-orwells-review-of-mein-kampf-march-1940/

    His stress on the acceptance of Hitler by the monied classes for all the usual reasons, anti-labor union, anti-taxes, etc, describes the pigfucking Republican Party and their adoration, despite some of them vomiting a little in their surly, lying, self-aggrandizing mouths, of Trump and DeSantis and whatever worse monsters reveal themselves as America plummets into utterly undemocratic fascistic chaos.

    Subhuman conservatives will always use the blunt hateful instruments of racism, anti-Semitism, homophobia, misogyny, immigrant hatred and demonization of the Other to leverage their goals eliminating taxes and regulation of their business and corporate behavior.

    Not that they don’t enjoy the bullying sadistic pleasure of giving the Other what they deserve. Just as Stalin, Putin, and the CCP did and do as very similarly entrenched conservative ilk of other times and cultures.

    The conservative movement in America must be finally and forever destroyed.

    Then we’ll raise taxes a bit and tweak a few other things around the edges and the evil ones who survive our destruction of conservatism will wish they were dead too.

  6. nooneithinkisinmytree

    It looks like that until I’m dead or too old to give a shit, America will be bent over the right-wing fascist rack taking it up its dumb, there’s nothing-in-the-constitution corrupt ass.

    https://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/trump-has-lots-of-ways-to-delay-his-trial-until-the-24-election

    Meanwhile, the entire monstrous shit storm gets shoved down out throats as ad-selling both sides reality show drama by our useless, bottomline-sucking media.

    Kraken the pig-fucking, sadistic, swag-selling, Citizen’s United dog shit conservative movement.

    Citizen’s Ignite. Merge the First and Second Amendments. Weaponize everything!

  7. nooneithinkisinmytree

    https://twitter.com/AoDespair/status/1669694260583579649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1669694260583579649%7Ctwgr%5Ea97b77890adee015a72553c78de21545161e480f%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdigbysblog.net%2F

    American so-called Christianity — it was never anything less than a money-grabbing prosperity gospel thieving grift, and tax-deductible at that, and a stalking horse for murdering anyone who is not a true believer. It has gone fully right-wing septic, dispensing torrents of Putin/Dreher/Vance hateful subhuman bile at 60% of their countrymen and women.

    I command my government to use its monopoly on force to kill all of it. After all, their God gave them military grade weaponry to murder 60% of their countrymen and women. Their God has commanded them to gerrymander and vote-steal their way into high government offices to impose their racist, sadistic values on the rest of us.

    These EVIL ones crave their own bloody martyrdom.

  8. nooneithinkisinmytree

    What America needs is a couple of divisions of ruthless patriotic Ukrainian regulars, men and women, to fight the conservative movement to its death. Let them do to republican party subhumans, who hate our government more than Putin and the CCP do, what they doing to Putin/Wagner Group subhumans.

    Air drop them into Texas and Florida first.

  9. nooneithinkisinmytree

    Lots more military grade weaponry in the hands of these killers should fix things, right?

    https://www.salon.com/2023/06/17/unfriending-america-the-christian-right-is-coming-for-the-enemies-of-god–like-you-and-me/

    The American al Qaeda/Taliban has already hijacked an entire political in this dumb fuck country.

    Those massing blips on the radar are headed for us.

    Time for my government to shoot them down.

    There’s nothing in the Constitution.

    Unless it truly is a death pact.

  10. nooneithinkisinmytree

    https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/21/23769263/mark-zuckerberg-elon-musk-fight-cage-match-worldstar

    I hope they kill each other, the ruthless, fascist disinformationist vermin.

    So much winning for the rest of America. Make America Happy Again without any further presence subhuman racist homophobic hateful conservatives, libertarians, and murderous nationalist conservative Christians.

    Appoint Joe Rogan as referee and as payment, put THAT squirt punk, bigheaded lying runt in a submersible without a location beacon, five minutes of spare ozygen and a leaky, ill-fitting hatch as deadly vengeance for all of the Americans he has murdered via his smirking, high-protein, pro-Covid, pro-school-shooting, pro-election-stealing, tax-hating career.

  11. nooneithinkisinmytree

    https://news.yahoo.com/conservatives-now-blaming-titanic-sub-211749391.html

    https://www.mediamatters.org/trace-gallagher/fox-news-host-trace-gallagher-criticizes-joe-biden-titanic-submarine-tragedy-and

    House subhuman conservative filth, 222 vermin republican bitches, are now bringing articles of impeachment against Joe Biden for conspiring with son Hunter in 1912 to sink the Titanic. Apparently the ship hit a liberal WOKE iceberg that was transitioning too slowly to seawater.

    Wipe the conservative movement off the face of the Earth. They will kill our government and then they will kill us.

  12. nooneithinkisinmytree

    Robert F Kennedy Jr. needs to drop dead. America is in grave danger from domestic lying subhuman fascist vermin, and now he is in the thick of it from within the Democratic Party.

    https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-features/rfk-kennedy-trump-maga-biden-2024-election-1234777035/

    Of all the horrible tragedies that have befallen the Kennedy family, why did this jackass, of all of them, survive so long to now join in the ruination of America at the hands of 80 million death-hungry grifting Wagner Group sociopaths.

    We don’t need artificial intelligence. We need to kill the real metastasizing stupidity of America once and for all.

    All that is going to left of this country is unsold fascist swag after the coming savage Civil War.

    It’s going to be “interesting” to see if Russia and America both are torn asunder, and killingly so, by the the same subhuman conservative evil forces.

  13. nooneithinkisinmytree

    https://digbysblog.net/2023/06/26/look-over-there-shiny/

    The Russian and so-called “American” conservative movements will be knocked to their knees and slain.

    Both civilizations in utter savage chaos.

    Both are conniving, murderous, grifitng, manuevering, swinish Iago’s, dripping poison into our ears and hearts.

    I count myself fully poisoned and there will be no antidote to my vengeance against the hundreds of millions of vermin, many of them self-appointed Christians, in both countries who have enabled and profited from this EVIL.

  14. nooneithinkisinmytree

    Both sides ARE doing it:

    https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2023/06/moronic-convergence

    https://digbysblog.net/2023/06/30/the-fringe-right-drift/

    There will be nothing but savagely violent Civil War in America’s near future.

    The conservative movement, both fascist sides of it, armed this country’s fucked up dumbass citizenry with military grade weaponry to murder all of us they and their murderous Christian God consider the Other.

    Bullets will be the final words of First Amendment political speech over burned-down conservative subhuman America.

    Do to conservative subhuman fascist America what Ukraine is doing to murderous subhuman conservative Russia.

    Trump is Putin. DeSantis is the Wagner Group.

    In both countries, those twin fucking forks of conservative Evil, because they need each other to achive their vermin aims, will converge to murder us and our countries.

  15. nooneithinkisinmytree

    https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2023/06/french-protests-and-global-anti-racism

    Superimpose that crowd onto the Washington DC Mall (or surrounding Texas and Florida statehouses and governors mansions) and in front of any number of structures housing conservative elite fascist filth. Add an AR15 with msaximum ammo clips in every hand of every member of that crowd, which the French in their wisdom, as far as I know, would not allow, but the conservative subhuman murderous racist movement in America not only permits, but encourages as defense against subhuman fascist government.

    An experiment in wishful thinking.

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