If this is accurate (please, FSM, let it be accurate), Ted Cruz had affairs with:

1. A Trump spokeswoman
2. A Cruz spokeswoman
3. Carly Fiorina's campaign manager!
4. ?
5. ?

Two are still unidentified.

But #3 would certainly help explain why Cruz's Super PAC mysteriously sent $500,000 to Fiorina's Super PAC last June.

The story also implicates various wingnut media outlets for refusing to run the story. Tee hee.

Somewhere, Marco Rubio just put one of his fancy boots through a wall.

While Gary Hart, John Edwards and Herman Cain all just poured one out, in solidarity.