A Florida couple was arrested Tuesday after an argument led a woman to strike her husband in the back of the head with a burrito, police said

A Florida couple was arrested Tuesday after an argument led a woman to strike her husband in the back of the head with a burrito, police said

I suppose now you’ll want to ban burritos, hanh?
Don”t you see that people will just try to kill each other with flautas, enchiladas, and chalupas? And they’ll just move on to heavy German food weapons if Trump builds that wall between us and imported Mexican armaments.
From my cold, dead hands!
If a tanker truck full of green chile had come through the front of the house and overturned its cargo on that hopelessly romantic husband, we’d have another sign of the coming Apocalypse.
a cleek administration would work to ensure that burritos were available to everyone except infants and the insane. for a burritoed society is a polite society.