According to the Florida Highway Patrol, a Frito Lay truck stalled, so the driver, identified as Zachary Basinger, pulled over to the right shoulder.
Troopers said Roberto Rodriquez was driving a semi-truck carrying Busch beer and attempted to move to the center. Another vehicle prevented him from doing so, and he swerved back into the right lane, hitting the Frito Lay truck.
The crash caused the Frito Lay truck to overturn. The beer truck was cut open, sending dozens of beer cans onto the interstate.
The beer truck pushed the Frito Lay truck, causing it to flip over and spill chips all over the interstate.
Neither driver was injured.
ok-cleek
I guess I could use some rearranging
The only more fortuitous confluence of events we can hope for is the lifting of the ban on open carrying loaded weapons on the floor of the Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland and a Trump nomination being contested by the Cruzomaniacs with Chair Paul Ryan gaveling himself the nomination while small arms fire erupts on his far right and fascist flank, which favors his profile.
At that point, 2016 will be only slightly more than half way through.
We could still experience a Cubs World Series title, a violent national election, a military coup of uncertain origins, and the eruption of the Yellowstone lava dome to finish the year off.
Meanwhile, dodge the oncoming traffic and roll me a beer and toss bag of Fritos over here.
it will be much fun to watch the GOP twist themselves into knots trying explain why they can’t allow such a thing.