Bush laments his inability to go fight in his righteous little wars:
Bush heard tales of all-night tea drinking sessions to coax local residents into cooperating, and of tribesmen crossing mountains to attend government meetings seen as building blocks for the country's democracy-in-the-making.
"I must say, I'm a little envious," Bush said. "If I were slightly younger and not employed here, I think it would be a fantastic experience to be on the front lines of helping this young democracy succeed."
"It must be exciting for you ... in some ways romantic, in some ways, you know, confronting danger. You're really making history, and thanks," Bush said.
What a tool.
If I were slightly younger and not employed here…
Dude, you’re the fncking deciderator Commander-in-Chief boy-god-king. If you want to jump in a Humvee with an M-16 and do a little Taliban hunting, you can. In fact I encourage you to do so. Really. You can earmark my taxes for it to defray the cost. And if you need a littl extra I’m sure I can take up a collection.
It must be exciting for you … in some ways romantic…
Romantic, yes. That’s what I was thinking watching, say, the opening battle scene in Saving Private Ryan. “Look! Romance!”
If I was a li’l younger I’d twist his dick off and make him eat it.