Forbes.com gets all judgmental:

Forget Paris or Rome. If you're desperately seeking sex, head to San Antonio or Cincinnati instead.

Residents of these metros enjoy vigorous sex lives--at least their condom and contraceptive purchases at grocery and drug stores indicate as much. These purchases placed them in the top 10 of our survey of America's Most Lustful Cities.

They also have the 10 most Jealous, Obese, Sedentary, Murderous, Vain, and Greedy.

Sweet.