Why?

Well, first of all, his position on Circumstances is quite compelling:

There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances.

See, I told you it was compelling !

But check out his reasons for running! Number one:

The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography in development in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence Education across the board National and International.

There are 69 more! Including #56:

To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

...and #66:

To Prove America is America.

I give it a rating of 0.8 TCs (TimeCubes).