What would Ronald Reagan do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Ronald Reagan'd do.

When Ronald Reagan was in the olympics,
Skating for the gold,
He did two salchows and a triple lutz
While wearing a blind fold.

When Ronald Reagan was in the alps,
Fighting grizzly bears,
He used his magical fire breath,
And saved the maidens fair.

So what would Ronald Reagan do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
That's what Ronald Reagan'd do.

And what would Ronald Reagan do,
He'd call all the kids in town,
And tell them to unite for true
That's what Ronald Reagan would do.

When Ronald Reagan travelled through time
To the year 3010,
He fought the evil robot kings
and saved the human race again

And when Ronald Reagan built the pyramids,
He beat up Kubela Kong.

Cos Ronald Reagan doesn't take shit from an-e-y-body

So let's all get together,
And unite to stop our moms
And we'll save Ukraine and Syria too,
Cos that's what Ronald Reagan do.

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