Fer fuckssakes boss man, there's a "Bone-Chilling: 'Catastrophic' Winter Blast" on its way, expected to arrive here within the hour. Close this office!

OK... they announced just after the snow started that the office would close in 90 minutes. Fuck that. I left immediately. And, OMFG what a disaster it is out there. Absolute white-out. Roads are uncleared, unsanded, as white as the sky. White-knuckle driving.