I just received this spam:
Hello there my nme is
TERESAx
I am
20 and live in usao
I saw your profile onlinew
and I like what I
read
Replyqto me if you wanna
chatr
TERESAx
I am
20 and live in usao
I saw your profile onlinew
and I like what I
read
Replyqto me if you wanna
chatr
I
will send a picture and some of my information right away if you reply
Thank
yout
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I love the completely meaningless spams I get - it makes me think the spammers don't know how to use their mail-blasters and end up sending out the dummy text while playing around with settings. Random words, no product mentioned, just a dadaist stream of nonsense. So this one was right up my alley - and I was going to post it on my big fancy blog!
So, I grabbed my mouse, started to select the text, and... aha!

yeah, love wacho spam like this. i’ve been using SPAM subject lines for my Joe+N releases on other labels (not Carbon).
Opsy Delet Space Before Com
ten times the man i used to be
: )