There are few songs that can't be made hilarious by changing the lyrics so that all occurrences of the noun "love" become the word "lunch".
Zep: Whole Lotta Lunch (way down inside / i'm gonna give you my lunch)
Bad Co: Ready For Lunch (ooh baby, i'm ready for lunch)
Johnny Lee : Lookin For Lunch (in all the wrong places)
Eagles : Best Of My Lunch (oh, sweet darling, you get the best of my lunch)
Groovy Kind Of Lunch. etc..
25 songs into a shuffle before I hit an instance of “love” as a noun! I want my money back.
Not hilarious, but often surreal:
Don McLean – Vincent
what
Paul McCartney and Wings – Let Me Roll It
This one’s my favorite.
Billy Joel – She’s Always A Woman
Can I get a ride to the restaurant?
Aretha Franklin – Do Right Woman, Do Right Man
Hide the sandwich, and I’ma grab a candy bar.
Carpenters – For All We Know
ew.
Doesn’t work when it’s a verb, though “Lunch me do”?. But “The Arms of Lunch” would be a nice song.
All You Need Is Lunch works better.
Hey, you’ve got to hide your lunch away.
giggle
Lunch Is A Four Letter Word
…had to look up who wrote this. Jason Mraz? Ew.
Oh, yeah
I’m just a lunch machine and I won’t work for nobody but you
Yeah, baby, I’m just a lunch machine
A hugging kissing fiend
I think it’s high time you knew
Whenever I think of you
My mind blows a fuse
When I look in your eyes
My meter starts to rise
And I become confused
My motor cranked electric goes
When I’m sitting next to you
Electricity starts to flow
And my indicator starts to glow
I, I, I’m just a lunch machine and I won’t work for nobody but you
I’m just a lunch machine, yeah, baby