Rent A Former Sports Star

Do you have more money than friends? Big sports fan?

Well, for $4,000, former major league shortstop Bucky Dent will play a round of golf with you. How's that sound? Too rich for your blood? Well, if you don't have that kind of cash, you could get Dave LaPoint (pride of Glens Falls! Foothills represent! wootwoot!) for just $400 / round.

Or, maybe golf's not your thing. Maybe you just want to share breakfast with someone. Well, for $1,500, you can share bagels with former NFL linebacker Carl Banks.

And sure, not everyone likes breakfast. Too much starch. Well, maybe you like hockey? If so, for just $2,500, you could hire NHL Hall Of Fame inductee, Mike Bossy to come watch a game with you ! He'll do color commentary while you try to watch. How's that sound?

I looked, but didn't see a listing for Kenny Powers.