Chuck Norris makes a funny, in an article called "If I am elected president":
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First and foremost, however, my greatest priorities will be to …
Personally smoke out bin Laden by myself and round-house kick him all the way back to America, where my United Fighting Arts Federation will handle the justice issues.
Yeah, sure you will.
TOTALLY hilarious article! I read some of the other articles by Chuck and was quite surprised what a good writer he is–and quite intelligent as well. Well done Chuck!
You can check out his other articles at http://worldnetdaily.com/news/archives.asp?AUTHOR_ID=274
whoa, who knew that chuck was such a wit. this reminded me of that scene in Raging Bull where Jake Lamotta does stand up. OUCH.
BTW: isn’t Chuck Norris like 92 years old? He’s talking a lot of tough guy smack for a dude in diapers.
TrudyC has a hard time picking a name.
‘Twill be the first time a fece has performed a karate move.