If not paying income tax makes one a parasite, what do you call someone who tries to make his own income tax rate as low as possible? A parasite in-training? A parasite in the larval form? An egg, hoping to someday make it to full parasitic moocher-hood?

And what if that someone is a corporation? Still a parasite?

And how does someone who is actively trying (and may employ legions of accountants in the effort) to be a parasite to not pay any taxes complain about people who simply don't earn enough to owe any taxes?

Gah.

Nick Drake, take me away...