'Cause you're not welcome on eBay.
Beginning in September, the site [eBay] is banning the sale of "advice, spells, curses, hexing, conjuring, magic, prayers, blessing services, magic potions, [and] healing sessions," according to a policy update.
The company is also eliminating its category listings for psychic readings and tarot card sessions.
I knew they were going to do that.
/psychic
Seems to me that’s rather small-minded of them.