"I know in your mind you can think of times when America was attacked. One is December 7th, that's Pearl Harbor day. The other is September 11th, and that's the day of the terrorist attack," Kelly said at a press conference on Capitol Hill. "I want you to remember August the 1st, 2012, the attack on our religious freedom. That is a day that will live in infamy, along with those other dates."

Say... what's this dimwitted demagogue blathering on about, anyway?

Today's the day that new rules go into effect requiring most insurance plans to cover contraception - even if that insurance plan is provided by an employer who has a personal objection against such things, and wants to impose his beliefs on his employees' health.

Pearl Harbor! 9/11! Never forget!