Six-color Suicide, with Fax

Because Microsoft can't make printer sharing work right between Vista and XP, I bought a new HP networked all-in-one printer. Among its many amazing features, it apparently has the ability to automatically uninstall its own drivers, without requiring any interaction on my part - *poof* the drivers are gone. All you need to do is put Vista into stand-by, then wake it up again, a couple of times. Maybe you need to let Vista sleep on its own. Who knows. However it does this, it's pretty amazing.

Now I'm wondering if it has the ability to put itself back in the box and get itself to Office Depot for a refund...