As filed in the US District Court, Northern District of West Virginia, June 21, 2012:

Gino Romano faces imminent danger and bodily harm, and the American citizens are in danger from the defendants, the Kardashian clan, Kanye West, and 2 Jenners, all of the defendants are terrorists. On 6/17/2012 I wsa in West Virginia, deep in the hills, and I stumbled upon the defendants who were all at a Al-Qaeda secret training camp, where Kris Jenner organized this operation and senior members of Al-Qaeda were there including #2 Ayman'Al-Zawahri, Richard Reids Cousins, Johnny Walker Lindh's parents, and Al Shabab, and on this day Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Kanye West, and Bruce Jenner all plead allegiance to Al-Qaeda, they burned the US flag, stomped their feet on Barack's picture. Then Kanye West performed a concert for all the Al-Qaeda members, they all drank Jim Jones Juice and then the defendants got shovels and were digging coal and fracking at mines in West Virginia to get fuel to make weapons of mass destruction and Kris Jenner was enriching uranium, and...

Read the rest. Then read this suit, in which Kim K makes a sex tape while a unicorn watches.