*gurglegurglegurgle...exhale*

"Dude, dude. So check this out. So, if there's nothing but molecules in the universe, then there can't be any such thing as "evil". "

"Whaaa?"

"No, listen, this is good. So you can't, like touch "evil", right? "

"OK, yeah.... keep going."

"Right. So that means it's all in your mind. It's not real. And then there can't be any such thing as "good", either. I mean, you can't touch a chunk of "good"."

"Dude, your sister is good. And I touched her. Ohhh yeah..."

"No fucker, listen. You can't touch "good" - it's not real. And you can't make a pile of "evil", or "red" or "fast". None of that exists! It's all abstract. It's all in your mind!"

*gurglegurglegurgle...exhale*

"Cooool, dude!"

"Right! Nothing but reality exists. It's just us and the void."

"Duuuude... That's awesome! Gimme that back! ...

*gurglegurglegurgle...exhale*

"So does that mean there's no such thing as "dumb", or "conservative", or "demagoguery" ?"

"Dude, no. Unfortunately, no. Those are real, and evil, too."