I kind-of hope Attorney General "Abu Ghraib" Alberto Gonzales stays, because it's fun to be able to call him 'AGAGAG'. you can even sing it to tune of ABACAB:

Look up on the wall, there on the floor,
Under the pillow, behind the door.
There's a crack in the mirror.
Somewhere there's a hole in a window-pane.
Do you think I'm to blame?
Tell me do you think I'm to blame?

When they do it, you're never there.
When they show it, you stop and stare.
AGAGAG. he's in anywhere.
AGAGAG. doesn't really care.

If he was to leave, we'd have to call him Former AGAGAG, or 'FAGAGAG', which might offend someone.