Caution: This Band Causes....

... teh Ghee!

Love God's Way has a handy list of bands which "propagate a gay message". Included on the list: Wilco, Metallica, Nirvana, Kansas, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, and Marilyn Manson (noted as "dark gay"), and Ted Nugent ("loincloth"). Awesome!

There's also a list of bands which are considered "safe". It's much shorter, but includes Cyndi Lauper (?), Evanescence, and an abomination called The Right Brothers. Definitely check those guys out; they have songs like: Enemy Within ("leftist judges, one-sided media / giving voice to those who are trying to kill us / from the bench in front of the camera / giving aid and comfort to murderous villains"), I'm In Love With Ann Coulter ("she captures my heart / when she tears libs apart"), Bush Was Right and Stop Global Whining. It's like FreeRepublic comments, sung over Fountains Of Wayne B-Sides.

Consider yourself warned. In either case.

6 thoughts on “Caution: This Band Causes....

  1. Bobby Lightfoot

    Oh, also- Frank Sinatra. Yeah- a legendary ass pirate. I also dig “Elton John (really gay)” and “George Michael (texan)”. And there’s a band or act called “Richard Cheese”. And let’s not forget that trio of rabid carpet munching meth bootleggers, Wilson Phillips.

    Uh, um?

  2. cleek

    i suspect some of his readers are having a little fun.

    what’s gay about Kansas ? (other than everything, but not that way)

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