Hilzoy, at Obsidian Wings, tells an epic tale of the plagues that will befall us all, should we choose to vote incorrectly, next month:

(2) And the LORD spake unto Moses, Go unto Pharaoh, and say unto him, Thus saith the LORD, Let my people go, that they may vote Republican.

And if they refuse to vote Republican, behold, I will smite all thy borders with the boytoys of Democrats:

And the river shall bring forth boytoys abundantly, which shall go up and come into thine house, and into thy bedchamber, and upon thy bed, and into the house of thy servants, and upon thy people, and into thine ovens, and into thy kneadingtroughs:

And the boytoys shall come up both on thee, and upon thy people, and upon all thy servants. And internet child predators shall walk among them at liberty, for none dare speak against them.

Reading is required, so sayeth ObWi. Ramen.