[Willie] Nelson was charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession back in November ... after U.S. Border Patrol in Texas found weed on his tour bus -- but the prosecutor in the case is willing to let Willie off with a $100 fine ... if he sings "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain" INSIDE the courtroom.
from TMZ.com
Sure, I can do that for you Mr. Prosecutor. But can I get my buzz on first?
The side of me that wants to be outraged at this unfair dispensation of justice was knocked to the floor by the side that wants to go listen.