In retaliation for inflicting upon us such monstrosities as American Idol, Simon Cowell and Supernanny, the US is exporting The Jersey Shore to the UK.
MTV UK has announced the start of production on a Newcastle-based reality TV show named Geordie Shore.
The Jersey Shore-inspired program will follow a group of Geordies in a bid to "bring the personality of the North East alive to viewers in the UK and around the world".
Enjoy.

You bastards.
And Supernanny Jo Frost is kind of sexy.
BTW, have you got a new tattoo?
http://www.iloldatthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/awesome-dinosaur-tattoo.jpg
:)
T Rex!
that is pretty f’in awesome
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11140142
“One is the sun-kissed shore of an affluent state on the US east coast. The other is a former ship-building powerhouse in England’s chilly North East.”
NJ = “sun-kissed” ? well, maybe compared to the North Sea…
Something is wrong with this sentence: “Both sexes take pride in their appearance and a fake tan is popular among lads and lasses.”