I'm not one to get upset about celebrities sharing their opinions with people who didn't ask to hear them - if Sean Penn wants to moan about something, let him - I just ignore it. But, sometimes, they do things that are just so stupid, shallow, completely inneffective, and pointless that I just can't ignore them; because to do so would deprive me of a chance to ridicule them. So, in the spirit of mockery, I present you with the stupidest, shallowest, most inneffective and pointless stunt I've (ever?) heard of: a bunch of self-absorbed celebrities are going to do a "rolling" hunger strike. That's where one rare and precious celebrity goes an agonizing 24 hours without food, then the next delicate pampered flower does his own 24 hours without food, then the next, then the next, etc.. That's right, 24 hours each - what dedication!