Thanks to the wise deliberations of the World's Greatest Deliberative Body ™, you can rest assured that the soldiers, sailors or marines that the US will inevitably send to bring our values to your dingy little back alley of a country (href) will be 100% heterosexual. And when our $70,000 bombs fall upon your dusty little hamlet in the mountains, you can be confident that the planes which dropped the bombs that blew your family's limbs and organs into smoking chunks and greasy smears on the rubble were piloted by Grade A, USDA certified, Straight People.

You can thank us later.

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