Life Does Not Compute

I'm sitting here, eatin mah soup, picking around the tomatoes - cause I don't really like chunks of tomato - when it occurred to me that I should be able to filter this soup somehow, to remove the tomato. And the filter that I came up with was:

Select * From Soup Where Ingredient <> Tomato

Yes, my first impulse was to think of soup as a database table of ingredients. Which is another way of saying that I need another week off. Computers are rotting my brain.