Monthly Archives: January 2010

Pb => Cd => :(

Are you sick and tired from of all that lead in your cheap Chinese junk? Well, get ready for its replacement: Cadmium ! It's heavy and soft just like lead. And apparently, it's cheap, too.

What could go wrong?

Barred from using lead in children's jewelry because of its toxicity, some Chinese manufacturers have been substituting the more dangerous heavy metal cadmium in sparkling charm bracelets and shiny pendants being sold throughout the United States, an Associated Press investigation shows.

The most contaminated piece analyzed in lab testing performed for the AP contained a startling 91 percent cadmium by weight. The cadmium content of other contaminated trinkets, all purchased at national and regional chains or franchises, tested at 89 percent, 86 percent and 84 percent by weight. The testing also showed that some items easily shed the heavy metal, raising additional concerns about the levels of exposure to children.

When I was in high school, I scavenged a big puddle of mercury from a giant thermometer. I used to roll it around in my hands for hours. Eventually, the blob got too small - from sticking to stuff, or little bits getting lost - to be any fun anymore. Then I moved on to a big bottle of sulfuric acid...

You Can NEVER Quarantine The Past

Matador records is putting out a best-of collection from Pavement. All 23 songs on the record will be remastered (oh noes. must haz). And, they're holding a contest to see who can guess the track list...

Well, here's my guess - not necessarily how I would do my own Pavement best-of, but my guess as to how their record company would do it:

  1. Gold Soundz (this was given)
  2. AT & T
  3. Shoot The Singer
  4. Conduit For Sale!
  5. Rattled By The Rush
  6. Date With Ikea
  7. Range Life
  8. Shady Lane
  9. Spit On A Stranger
  10. We Dance
  11. Billie
  12. Blue Hawaiian
  13. Fame Throwa
  14. Frontwards
  15. Box Elder
  16. Unseen Power Of The Picket Fence
  17. My First Mine, Lions (Linden) Greenlander - some of the pre-Matador stuff is not available
  18. Zurich Is Stained
  19. Kennel District
  20. Stereo
  21. ... and Carrot Rope
  22. Cut Your Hair
  23. Summer Babe

Whew. 23 is a lot of songs.