Monthly Archives: December 2008

das Huhn Liebhaber

The Sun:

THE star of top German TV showThe Farmer Wants A Wife has been accused by animal rights charity Peta of sexually abusing his chickens.

Gah. Fucking PETA.

Seventy-one-year-old nudist Hansi was shown using his finger to sexually stimulate his female birds on the final episode, broadcast on Monday night to 8.6million viewers.

He explained: “I do what the cockerel would usually do, only with my finger. It is like an orgasm for the chicken.”

The gruff farmer added: “Hansi is always happy when the chickens are happy.”


Caught you red handed!!

What's German for "Bookmobile" ?

KYLE: Woa dude! It's the bookmobile driver!!

BARBRADY: Caught you red handed!!

BOOKMOBILE DRIVER: Indeed you did!! How did you know I would strike here?

BARBRADY: By reading Teetle the Timid Taxidermist!

BOOKMOBILE DRIVER: YOU DID?! REALLY?! THEN IT WORKED!! MY WHOLE PLAN WORKED ABSOLUTELY PERFECTLY!!!

STAN: What are you talking about dude?

BOOKMOBILE DRIVER: When I heard that Officer Barbrady couldn't read, I knew I had to motivate him somehow! So I formulated a plan to encourage him to learn the magic of reading!!

KYLE: So you fucked a bunch of chickens?

BOOKMOBILE DRIVER: YES! YES! EXACTLY!!! Don't you see, only by fucking chickens could I get Officer Barbrady to become literate!

Everyone thinks, and tries to make this make sense.