Monthly Archives: October 2008

It's Over

The Poor Man has completed the Internet.

By connecting greater wingnuttia, Senator Tubes, McPOW, DOW 36,000 and the Time Cube itself, he has squared the circle of nuttery, cubed the sphere of universal lunacy, hypercubed the 4-torus of deranged factional droolers, and brought into simultaneous harmonic justification the well-kerned clavicle of the discordant fistula. His simultaneous awareness of all internet traditions places him at all corners of the Time Cube at once. There is nothing left to say.

Real America

Dear Mrs Pailn,

Please tell me the story of the Real America again.

Yours Truly, The Indianapolis Star.

Federal agents have broken up a plot by two neo-Nazi skinheads to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and shoot or decapitate 102 black people, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco Firearms and Explosives said today.

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