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Cleek debuts at Number One!

Take that, Chris Daughtry!

If you've been on antibiotics too long, the critters in your colon might not be up to the task of fighting off harmful competitors. You could get a nasty infection from a wee beastie that hates you and is using your vacant bowels as a love nest / poison factory. And then you'd be really sick. What would you do then ?

Well, you could drink someone else's liquefied shit.

Awesome!

Update: hopefully that's not what's in these cans.

I suddenly had this 'vision' of a fish swimming through the Ocean when he suddenly sees this bright, shiny lure in front of him. The fish thinks "WOW" ... gotta get me that ... and grabs it.

In an instance, he's hooked, and being dragged through the water ... unable to stop, unable to get himself off the hook.

His world is now a blur. Everything he knew and loved is being left behind, as he is yanked up out of the ocean. Choking. Can't breath ... all the while wondering why the heck he didn't just stay away from the lure to begin with ...

Then, without warning, he is beheaded ... disemboweled ... and his lifeless body is then cast to the ground with millions of other fish that made the same mistake.

THAT, is the real "Vista" Experience.

Douglas Troy @ The Code Project

This is fun.

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Emo is Baaad:

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"He sat at the front of the bus, waited patiently for the next stop and then got off. It was was quite strange at first but now it just seems normal. I suppose he is the perfect passenger really - he sits quietly, minds his own business and then gets off."

Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops