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Bang

My father is down this weekend. Since we all like pottery, we took him to Seagrove, NC, to check out the area potters.

About 2:00, we get to Seagrove, coming in on NC 220-S. We stop at a cluster of pottery shops sharing a small parking lot near the center of town, near the intersection of 220 and 705. We go into the first shop, look around for a while, buy some things, then walk the 30 feet to the next shop. We snoop around there for a few minutes, leave without buying anything, walk another 50 feet to the next one, which is on a corner of the intersection.

As we're coming up to the door of the shop, looking in the shop windows, chatting, I hear a bang that sounds like a small car accident - metallic, but dull. So I look at the intersection and notice that there's only one car there: a white Explorer-sized domestic SUV, stopped where it would be if it was waiting for the light to change. We're still in back of it, and it's facing away from us, so I have a rear-driver's-side view. The SUV and we are all facing south on rt 220.

A white man, 30's/40's, is running in front of the SUV, towards the driver's side, somewhat crouching as he's running, fast. I wonder if he just got hit, or if someone else got hit and he's running to get help. But the driver's door is already open, and there's nobody in the driver's seat. There was no time for the driver to get out and run around the front of, turn, then run back, in the 2 seconds since I heard the sound. The man turns in front of the SUV, running for the driver's door, a pistol in one hand. A couple steps later, he's past the door and is shoving the gun down the back of his pants as he's jumping in the SUV.

I'm trying to get the attention of my wife and father: "That guy right there: he has a gun. I think he just shot something. That guy. Look." But I'm a little scared and unsure about what's going on - I don't want to shout because, well, the guy apparently just shot his gun in the middle of town - I don't want to attract his attention. So, my wife and father take a second to get the gist of what I'm trying to say.

He jumps in the SUV then makes a right turn onto 705 W, and takes off as fast as that thing can go. Gone in a flash. I look around, but there's nobody else around, no bodies anywhere, no obvious damage to anything I can see, nobody's screaming. I assume he shot down the road - maybe at another car? The road there has a little hill in it, and I can't see him or any other car past it.

After he's gone, we talk about what I saw; but nobody else saw the gun, or even heard the bang. I'm not sure they believe me. But we all saw him jump in the SUV and take off like he needed to get somewhere, fast.

So, we go into the store and based on the looks of things nobody in there heard anything either. I'm still nervous about it, but don't say anything else about it.

I've checked the web sites of the local papers, but there's nothing about any shootings or any armed men in SUVs.

Maybe I imagined it ?

Rocka Rolla

Patrick Nielsen Hayden asks a question:

A fine question to ask. He got many witty answers.

I took the Iron Maiden reference as a cue to bop over to iTunes to start samplng all the old Maiden classics I loved back in high school. Sadly, most of them sounded shallow, silly and pretentious to my jaded ears. And even worse, hearing that stuff made me want to hear another of my old high-school fav's: Judas Priest!

I always preferred Priest's straightforward approach over Maiden's somewhat more complex wankery - though Maiden was certainly capable of writing a great metal song, and Priest would often drift into prog-metal sillyness, Maiden would never do something as simple and direct as JP's You've Got Another Thing Coming or Breaking The Law. Rock mag's back in the day would devote issues to the question: Maiden or Priest: Who Rocks Harder? I was usually on JP's side, though it was a fair question, and even then I could see how reasonable people might disagree.

Nonetheless... while I only sampled the Maiden songs last night, after the second bottle of wine was gone, I went ahead and bought The Best of Judas Priest. And then we rocked the night away, kinda.

Speaking of buying music, here's what I've purchased in the past three weeks or so:

  • Sufjan Stevens : Illinois - 4 songs into it. So far so good.
  • Judas Priest: Best of Judas Priest. Ah...
  • Nirvana : Unplugged. I don't know how I managed to wait so long to get this. A classic.
  • My Morning Jacket : Z. Needs more time to grow on me.
  • Bloc Party : Silent Alarm. Angry Brits jumping around.
  • The Police : Regatta De Blanc. Another high school favorite - I'm still in awe of their technical abilities.
  • Rogue Wave : Descended Like Vultures. Not as intimate as the last one, but still an enjoyable listen.
  • Pixies : Doolittle. I needed to wait 15 years before I could listen to this one again - we wore it out in college.
  • Rolling Stones : Let It Bleed. I just don't get the country version of Honky Tonk Woman - and the car horns at the beginning and the end of that song always scare me, when I'm driving.

So, hooray for iTunes.

The Meme Of Seven

My first tag. I've arrived! Via CmdrSue.

(none of these are in any order)

Seven Books (or Series) That I Love

  1. City of Saints and Madmen - Jeff VanDerMeer
  2. The Lord of the Rings. I suppose it's a bit played-out, after the movies. But I used to make a point of re-reading it every 2 years.
  3. The Ghastlycrumb Tinies - Edward Gorey
  4. Gun with Occasional Music - Jonathan Lethem
  5. Harry Potter. Yeah yeah. So what. Bite me.
  6. e.e. cummings. complete
  7. Matt Ridley - The Red Queen

Seven of My Favorite Movies (or Series)

  1. Star Wars (IV, the original)
  2. Monty Python's Holy Grail
  3. Alien
  4. Ferris Beullers Day Off
  5. Blazing Saddles
  6. The Outlaw Josey Wales
  7. Fight Club

Seven Things I Cannot Do (or jus' don' wanna!)

  1. Give a speech
  2. Follow sports
  3. Enjoy working for someone else
  4. Dance
  5. Eat shellfish
  6. Enjoy un-melted cheese
  7. Live with cats without a mountain of medicine

Seven Things To Do Before I Die
I can't think of a thing that, if I never got to do it, would leave me feeling incomplete. Maybe I should find something like that...

Seven Things That Attract Me To... Blogging!

  1. It's not work
  2. It's not TV
  3. The smart people
  4. The idiots
  5. The arguments
  6. The venting
  7. The interesting things I find and share

Seven Things I Say Most Often

  1. What The Fuck?
  2. Where's the cat at?
  3. It's the pedal on the right - the skinny one
  4. It must be Teach Blind People To Drive Day!
  5. I don't wanna [go to work in the morning]
  6. Anything special you'd like for dinner ?
  7. Hi, Wife and Cat!

Seven Impractical Things I Think Would Be Really Cool Anyway

  1. An automatic car wash you could install in your home garage
  2. A laser lawnmower
  3. A municipal gas distribution system - like for water, but with gasoline
  4. Someone to go to meetings for me and nod along at the appropriate times.
  5. Audio-in jacks in easily-accessible places for car stereos
  6. Hidden, but easily-accesible wiring tracts in every room of the house - so tasks like adding speakers in a room wouldn't require cutting holes in walls
  7. A worldwide network that would let me securely communicate with any computer or other device that I was authorized to access.

I can't possibly think of seven people to tag... so, if you want to play, consider yourself tagged.