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What's your image?

Via PZ, The Tank, Myers, a meme: what's the first image that shows up in a Google image search of your name?

And I get... some cleeks (#1 irons) in an auction.

I don't play golf, so that's not what my 'cleek' is. My 'cleek' is the sound Eric Cartman makes when he imitates a camera and pretends to take a picture of the Costa Rican prostitutes in Rainforest Schmainforest.

My real name turns up a bunch of computery things. Zzz.

Hello, weenie

When I was 11 or so, I dressed up as a ghost for Halloween. My ghost costume was an old sheet cut-down and sewed-up to make a kind of a robe, complete with arm holes and sleeves. For my head, I used an old pillow case. That, of course, made a point on the top of my head.

I didn't figure out that it was basically a KKK outfit until many years had passed. I'm surprised my parents didn't steer me away from it.

No KKK'ers came to our house this year - just a few princesses, an insect or two, and a couple of surly teenagers barely dressed up at all. Maybe five groups of kids, at the most, and it was all over by 7:30. Back in my day, we'd stay out until we couldn't find any more houses with their front porch lights on: 9:30 or 10:00 sometimes.

Sigh.

Mercer For President 2008

Why?

Well, first of all, his position on Circumstances is quite compelling:

There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances.

See, I told you it was compelling !

But check out his reasons for running! Number one:

The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography in development in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence Education across the board National and International.

There are 69 more! Including #56:

To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

...and #66:

To Prove America is America.

I give it a rating of 0.8 TCs (TimeCubes).

Start Your iPods

The iPod starts this fine fall week with:

  1. Throwing Muses - Los Flamingos
  2. Sea And Cake - Do Now Fairly Well
  3. Jennifer Nettles Band - Gravity
  4. Fiona Apple - Oh Well
  5. Devendra Banhart - Hey Mama Wolf
  6. Yo La Tengo - Out The Window. This song rox.
  7. Beck - Canceled Check
  8. Buddy & Julie Miller- Wallflower
  9. Colorblind James Experience - Your Time To Worry
  10. Pavement - Half a Canyon

Brrrr. Chilly.