Best bottoms come from Balkans

Why?

Well, first of all, his position on Circumstances is quite compelling:

There are some concern about how we do our concerns of circumstances.

See, I told you it was compelling !

But check out his reasons for running! Number one:

The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography in development in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence Education across the board National and International.

There are 69 more! Including #56:

To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.

...and #66:

To Prove America is America.

I give it a rating of 0.8 TCs (TimeCubes).

Lion on Cold Knob Mountain

Space Dog

NiggyTardust!

Hancock is the programming language the loathsome AT&T uses to break the law and invade our privacy. Read all about it here.

... than usual to say.

If you're bored, maybe you could spend a little time reading the rantings of some toture enthusiasts ? Skip straight to the comments, if you can't, as I couldn't, stand the huffing and puffing of the main article.

The iPod starts this fine fall week with:

1. Throwing Muses - Los Flamingos
2. Sea And Cake - Do Now Fairly Well
3. Jennifer Nettles Band - Gravity
4. Fiona Apple - Oh Well
5. Devendra Banhart - Hey Mama Wolf
6. Yo La Tengo - Out The Window. This song rox.
7. Beck - Canceled Check
8. Buddy & Julie Miller- Wallflower
9. Colorblind James Experience - Your Time To Worry
10. Pavement - Half a Canyon

Brrrr. Chilly.

Let's Be Blunt

Good news for the forces of sanity:

Georgia’s Supreme Court on Friday ordered the release of a young man who has been imprisoned for more than two years for having consensual oral sex with another teenager.

The court ruled 4-3 that Genarlow Wilson’s 10-year sentence was cruel and unusual punishment.

Wilson’s lawyer, B.J. Bernstein, said she expected Wilson would be released Friday afternoon from the Al Burruss Correctional Training Center in Forsyth, Ga.

Of course his lawyer's name is B.J..