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Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?

Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath of God type stuff.

Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Seals and penguins sleeping together

One summer morning, scientists observing elephant seals on a beach on Marion Island near the Antarctic spotted a young male Antarctic fur seal subduing a king penguin.

"At first we thought it was hunting the penguin, but then it became clear that his intentions were rather more amorous," de Bruyn recalled today via email.

The roughly 240-pound seal subdued the 30-pound adult penguin by lying on it. The hapless bird of unknown sex struggled, rapidly flapping its flippers and attempting to stand and flee, without luck.

The seal then alternated between resting on the penguin and thrusting its pelvis at the bird in vain attempts to insert its penis for 45 minutes. Natural, unsuccessful sexual escapades by this variety of seal with members of its own species may last as long as this penguin assault did, "but yes, it is quite a long time and thus unusual," de Bruyn told LiveScience.

Walk Score will tell you how walkable your neighborhood is. Mine is a 26 / 100 (bad). But even that's too high, since:

• it apparently calculates distance as-the-crow-flies, not as the streets go.
• the bookstore it says is 1 mile away is actually more like 2mi away and it's a Mormon bookstore.
• the clothing store it says is 1 mile away is a home-based embroidery shop.
• the closest bar is 1.2mi, as the crow flies (more like 2.2mi on roads). But, there is a bar 1.2mi away - but who's walking 1.2mi to go to a bar?
• the movie theater might be 1.2mi away, if I had a zeppelin. But it's more like 3mi on roads. And not a single one of those roads has a sidewalk. Half of them are unlit no-shoulder country roads.

Nice try.

Below are fifteen songs. Next to each song is the name of a band who covered the song. Your task, without looking it up anywhere, is to name the person/band who wrote (or played) the original.

Some are old; some are new; all are borrowed; few are blue.

1. Take Me To The River - Talking Heads Al Green - [Bobby L]
2. Between The Bars - Madeleine Peyroux Elliot Smith - [M]
3. Sound And Vision - Sea And Cake David Bowie - [Bobby L]
4. Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm Micheal Jackson - [Bobby L]
5. Where Have All The Good Times Gone - Van Halen
6. Woodstock - Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Joni MItchell - [Bobby L]
7. I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston Dolly Parton - [Bobby L]
8. Bringin on the Heartbreak - Mariah Carey Def Leppard - [Bobby L]
9. This Love - Natasha Bedingfield Maroon 5 - [Bobby L]
10. Landslide - Smashing Pumpkins Fleetwood Mac - [Bobby L]
11. Red Red Wine - UB40 Neil Diamond - [Bobby L]
12. Cum On Feel The Noize - Quiet Riot Slade - [Rob C]
13. Jolene - The White Stripes Dolly Parton - [Rob C]
14. Hallelujah - Jeff BuckleyLeonard Cohen- [Rob C]
15. Proud Mary - Ike & Tina Turner CCR - [Bobby L]

Post your answers in comments. I'll mark them off as people get them. Void where prohibited.

You can click here for the answers. But give it a good try, first!

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The following four words should strike fear into the heart of every programmer out there:

Five-Hour Code Review

It is my afternoon.

When I die, I want to be dissolved!

Since they first walked the planet, humans have either buried or burned their dead. Now a new option is generating interest — dissolving bodies in lye and flushing the brownish, syrupy residue down the drain.

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