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Michael McDonald - you may not know him, but he was a brother - says:

I always admired these guys like Don Henley and Neil Young who could take the events that are going on around them and so poetically put them forth and make us all think about the world around us — events and politics. To lasso your own view of the political climate into something poetic and clever and musical. But for me I don’t really think it was the level where I write the best.

If I was going to write a song like that, the first line would go:

When did Halliburton’s advancement of its own enterprise
become the sole focus of the foreign policy of the United States?

You know, you’d lose people. The song would be over by then.

It's funny cause it's true.

Gonna be spending some time in Montreal. Any recommendations ?

Now that Anheuser-Busch is going to be owned by a Belgian company, that leaves Sam Adams as America's largest brewer.

Here are the top 10:

1. Anheuser-Busch
2. Miller - owned by South African Breweries
3. Coors - owned by Molson
4. Pabst - contracts all its brewing to Miller
5. Boston Beer Co - Sam Adams, etc.
6. D. G. Yuengling and Son
7. Sierra Nevada
8. Gambrinus (TX) - Pete's, Shiner, etc.
9. New Belgium - Fat Tire, etc.
10. High Falls - Genesee, J.W. Dundees, etc.

We are now a nation of micro-brews!

1,000,000 ! We Did It !

I just found out that a son of Igor Sikorski once proposed to my grandmother. Instead, she chose an engineer from Corning Glass.

Good choice, from my perspective.