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America’s 10 most miserable cities
According to Forbes, these are America’s 10 most miserable cities:
- Stockton, Calif.
- Memphis, Tenn.
- Chicago, Ill.
- Cleveland, Ohio
- Modesto, Calif.
- Flint, Mich.
- Detroit, Mich.
- Buffalo, N.Y.
- Miami, Fla.
- St. Louis, Mo.
I dunno. Chicago and Cleveland seemed fine to me, when I saw them last year.
Of Cock and Ball
BSG
Wow. Things sure took a few turns last night!
Xe Nu
Blackwater Worldwide is abandoning its tarnished brand name as it tries to shake a reputation battered by oft-criticized work in Iraq, renaming its family of two dozen businesses under the name Xe.
The parent company's new name is pronounced like the letter "z."
- Xe your hair smells terrific!
I am Xe very model of a mercenary general.
Oh, say can you Xe...
(future SadlyNo headlines?)
Blackwater Lodge & Training Center - the subsidiary that conducts much of the company's overseas operations and domestic training - has been renamed U.S. Training Center Inc., the company said Friday.
"U.S. Training Center Inc." . That's pretty bland. What about "Xe-Nu Teegeeack Missile Range", or "Xe Thetan Operations Center" ?

F*** My Life
It Had To Be Done
OMFG x8
Listening To...
- MGMT - Oracular Spectacular. It took me a little while to get into this one, but after putting it in my car's CD player for a few weeks, I've grown to like it. It's shiny modern alternative electro-pop, very much in the same league as the New Pornographers and Broken Social Scene, but with retro-echoes of things as anachronistic as the Pixies and early Prince.
Four raquos : » » » » - Q-Tip - The Renaissance. Another trial in my eternal quest to find hip-hop that I like which wasn't made in 1992: a new record from the guy who made his name as part of one of those early-90's groups (A Tribe Called Quest). Q-Tip is still as fun as he was back in the day, but the music is much more modern - even being so modern as to pick up on the same early 80's revival vibe as MGMT mines. I like it much better than most of the other modern hip-hop I've been sampling, though I'm afraid a lot of that's because it's so similar to ATCQ.
Three raquos: » » » - Rokia Traoré - Tchamantché. I don't have a lot of experience with music from Mali. I have a little Boubacar Traoré (no relation, AFAIK) and some Ali Farka Touré, and what I have is all bare-bones and hypnotic guitar with repetitive lyrics. You can tell this comes from the same place where those two, older, musicians came from, but this has a much more polished and contemporary production - the recording is better, the sounds are much more balanced, and the songs don't do that heavy repetition. It's quite good. Except for a deconstructed version of Billie Holiday's "The Man I Love", I don't understand any of the words (I think she's singing in French, sometimes) but she has a fine voice and the music is great, so it's still a nice listen.
Four raquos : » » » » - Andrew Bird - Noble Beast. I'm still waiting for this to grab me. It feels low on hooks and high on mellow. I can't bring myself to rate it.
- Update, also: The Fratellis - Flathead EP. Do you like the new punk-esque sounds of the Hives, the Vines, Artic Monkeys, etc? Well, you might like The Fratellis, too.
