Barrel Monster Historical Marker

Whipahol Whipped Lightning

Wine Purse!

Man-in-the-Middle Attacks Against SSL

The Divine Mercy Care Pharmacy in Chantilly proudly and purposefully limited what it would stock on its shelves. But it turns out that no birth control pills, no condoms, no porn, no tobacco and even no makeup added up to one thing:

No customers.

tee hee

The self-described "pro-life" pharmacy went out of business last month, less than two years after it opened to great fanfare, with a Catholic priest sprinkling holy water on the strip-mall store tucked between an Asian supermarket and a scuba shop.

No word on whether he returned for last rites.

zing!

Enter Sandman, Steely Dan style.

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Porn for the blind !

At least twice in the week before his fatal heart attack, [Alex] Chilton experienced shortness of breath and chills while cutting grass. But he did not seek medical attention, [Laura Kersting, Chilton’s wife] said, in part because he had no health insurance.

Best health care in the world, bitches.

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The Jeepster Concept

Went mountain biking with a friend today. Beautiful day: 70 degrees, sunny, no clouds.

About 20 minutes in, my rear wheel dropped out of its dropouts. That caused the rear derailleur to get caught in the spokes. That bent the derailleur, and the derailleur hanger, and the rear skewer.

$135 to fix.

Bah!

Speaking of skewers:

My wife and I can't say the word "skewers" without saying it the way he sings it: skyooOOWEHrs!/ (~1:05)