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Christ's Grave

When Jesus Christ was 21 years old, he came to Japan and pursued knowledge of divinity for 12 years. He went back to Judea at age 33, and engaged in his mission. However, at that time, people in Judea would not accept Christ's preaching. Instead, they arrested him and tried to crucify him on a cross. His younger brother, Isukiri casually took christ's place and ended his life on the cross.

Christ, who escaped the crucifixion, went through the ups and downs of travel, and again came to Japan. He settled right here in what is now Herai Village, and died at the age of 106.

Yeah, why not.

Delicious News

A new study finds that compared with men who reported eating little-to-no chocolate on a regular basis, those who had the highest weekly consumption of chocolate — about 63 grams per week, or just a little more than 2 ounces — reduced their likelihood of suffering a stroke by 17%.

I admit, I'm a chocoholic: I am addicted to chocohol.

Entitled

The White House said Obama informed Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal of the emergency declaration in a phone call. The declaration makes federal support available to save lives, protect public health and safety and preserve property in coastal areas.

Jindal, a Republican, shot back late Monday in a letter to the Obama administration that the declaration fell short of the help he was requesting.

Awww. Maybe a tax cut would help?

"We appreciate your response to our request and your approval," Jindal wrote. "However, the state's original request for federal assistance ... included a request for reimbursement for all emergency protective measures. The federal declaration of emergency only provides for direct federal assistance."

In other words: give us a blank check, we want the federal government to pay for everything.

Gee Bobby...

Maybe you should've purchased Hurricane Insurance?
Maybe you should Rebuild It Yourself?
Hey, let the market work!
Are your bootstraps not long enough?
Don't want to drown in that bathtub?
Well, at least it's not a volcano!

Best of luck, LA.
Fuck you, Jindal.