Orange County Whore

1/4 of all Halloween costumes this year will be Beast Jesus.

Eric Cantor, R-Doucheburg, wants us all to celebrate the real heroes, this Labor day:

Today, we celebrate those who have taken a risk, worked hard, built a business and earned their own success.

Labor? Fuck them. Let's celebrate the owners!

via TPM.

Stop Being Wrong About Colors!

List of sandwiches

Romney's Bailout

When Jesus Christ was 21 years old, he came to Japan and pursued knowledge of divinity for 12 years. He went back to Judea at age 33, and engaged in his mission. However, at that time, people in Judea would not accept Christ's preaching. Instead, they arrested him and tried to crucify him on a cross. His younger brother, Isukiri casually took christ's place and ended his life on the cross.

Christ, who escaped the crucifixion, went through the ups and downs of travel, and again came to Japan. He settled right here in what is now Herai Village, and died at the age of 106.

Yeah, why not.

Hey Mr Sandusky, You Got A Pretty Mouth

A new study finds that compared with men who reported eating little-to-no chocolate on a regular basis, those who had the highest weekly consumption of chocolate — about 63 grams per week, or just a little more than 2 ounces — reduced their likelihood of suffering a stroke by 17%.

I admit, I'm a chocoholic: I am addicted to chocohol.

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