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Twinkie The Kid Rides Into The Sunset

Into the distance. Into the past. Into the cold tomb of bankruptcy.

Hostess Brands says it's going out of business after striking workers across the country crippled its ability to make its Twinkies, Ding Dongs, Wonder Bread and other snacks.

The company had warned employees that it would file a motion with U.S. Bankruptcy Court Friday seeking permission to shutter its operations and sell assets if plants didn't resume normal operations by a Thursday evening deadline.

The closing would mean the loss of about 18,500 jobs.

Sad.

Or, maybe it's just union-busting shenanigans.

Nude Descending Stripper Pole

A US strip club has managed to sidestep laws banning total nudity in public by offering customers the chance to make drawings depicting its dancers.

The club in Boise, Idaho, charges $15 (£8) for a sketch pad, pencil and dance performance, in what is billed as an "Art Club Night", Reuters agency says.

A city law passed in 2001 forbids complete nudity in public unless the display has "serious artistic merit".

"The GOP And Me"

In the 2000 election, approximately 70% of Muslims in America voted for Bush; among non-African-American Muslims, the ratio was over 80%.

Four years later, Bush’s share of the vote among Muslims was 4%.

What happened? Well, a lot.

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When is a hurricane not a hurricane?

When a high-pressure governor meets a low-sympathy insurance company during a time of high stress:

Homeowners in New York, New Jersey and Connecticut will save thousands of dollars in insurance costs after several state governors declared that Sandy did not make landfall as a hurricane, exempting them from insurers' hurricane deductibles

Unlike regular deductibles that require homeowners to pay a set dollar amount -- typically $500 or $1,000 -- hurricane deductibles often require you to cough up 1% to 5% of your property's value. So a policyholder with a house worth $300,000 and a hurricane deductible of 5% would have to pay for the first $15,000 in damages before insurance payments kick in.

Hurricane deductibles only go into effect when storms have sustained winds of 74 miles per hour or more, or Category 1 hurricane strength. And state governors from New York, New Jersey and Connecticut are saying Sandy didn't make that cut.

The Wingnut's Hermeneutics

Barack Obama was once 19, and therefore, he wrote a poem:

UNDERGROUND
Under water grottos, caverns
Filled with apes
That eat figs.
Stepping on the figs
That the apes
Eat, they crunch.
The apes howl, bare
Their fangs, dance,
Tumble in the
Rushing water,
Musty, wet pelts
Glistening in the blue.

OK. What does that mean?

Beats me. But if pressed [presses self] I'd say it's a vivid description of a fantastical scene, with no deeper meaning. Maybe he had just watched Beneath The Planet Of The Apes, or had just finished reading about the aquatic ape hypothesis. THC was probably present. Or maybe there really is some deep symbolism there that I just can't see. I admit I've never been great at that kind of thing.

On the other hand, I think we can all agree that not seeing a deep meaning in that poem is a different kind of not-great than seeing it as a subtle political allegory about "belligerent, boastful" Israeli Jews "despoiling the land in which they have settled" as told by someone deeply familiar with the Qur'an. Right?

Wonkette can take it from here.

Signing Up A Storm

About the sign language interpreter for the NYC mayor's updates:

Many people commenting on Ms. Callis’ interpreting seemed unaware how integral facial expression is to ASL. Just as those of us who hear take cues from tone of voice and inflection, those who are Deaf (and there’s a big distinction between Deaf with a capital ‘D” and “deaf”) take cues from facial expression. Facial expressions are a grammatical aspect of the language and can relay more information than the signs themselves. Many hearing people appeared to mistake her animated signing as being theatrical or over the top, when in reality she’s simply conveying the emotional tone of what’s being discussed.

Now imagine doing a four-year degree in computer science where every class, CS or not, is translated by an ASL interpreter - someone is explaining file system directory structures, and hash tables, and MIMD vs SIMD multiprocessing, or physics, or discrete math with English words, while another person is signing them. That's what RIT students, of all degrees, get. Or did... this was a long time ago...

It was kindof wild, for someone like me, who had never been exposed to deaf culture before. I could pass time in class, when I wasn't passed out asleep, trying to figure out how ASL works. That heightened emotional vibe is eye-popping at first, but you figure out what it's doing eventually. I never really got ASL as a language, but the isolated signs usually made perfect sense in context - the signs seemed like obvious matches to the words and phrases that the lecturer was speaking. All I remember these days are the novelty signs : bullshit, tea, tree, fish. pussy) I should have learned it all.

Mrs. lived in the deaf dorms, so was far more exposed to the culture. She knows a lot more ASL than I do.

comfortablysmug

[I]n the chaos around Hurricane Sandy, [@comfortablysmug tried] to trick his media followers, and their followers and readers in turn, with fake news. He reported, falsely, on a total blackout in Manhattan, on a flood on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange, and other things that didn’t happen. Two of his tweets garnered more than 500 retweets. One drew a rebuke from ConEd’s official Twitter account. Twitter’s self-correction mechanism — rebukes and rebuttals from knowledgeable sources — shut down each rumor, but not until at least one, the flood claim, had bled widely into the television media.

read on.