Robyn Hitchcock hates “Arthur’s Theme”

Do you have more money than friends? Big sports fan?

Well, for $4,000, former major league shortstop Bucky Dent will play a round of golf with you. How's that sound? Too rich for your blood? Well, if you don't have that kind of cash, you could get Dave LaPoint (pride of Glens Falls! Foothills represent! wootwoot!) for just $400 / round.

Or, maybe golf's not your thing. Maybe you just want to share breakfast with someone. Well, for $1,500, you can share bagels with former NFL linebacker Carl Banks.

And sure, not everyone likes breakfast. Too much starch. Well, maybe you like hockey? If so, for just $2,500, you could hire NHL Hall Of Fame inductee, Mike Bossy to come watch a game with you ! He'll do color commentary while you try to watch. How's that sound?

I looked, but didn't see a listing for Kenny Powers.

Johnny & Ronnie

About The Hollywood Tabloid Industry

Fox News has a hot story: Speedometer top speed often exceeds reality !

(To be fair, the article itself does explain why speedometers exceed what the car can really do.)

Old house is SOLD !

It's like a 1500 pound weight has been lifted.

Dollars, not pounds, I guess.

Pope Benedict and the Grand Vizier Problem

What I learned from online comments...

If you love Metallica, you're more likely to be lazy.
Classical, jazz, and heavy metal music lovers are all generally creative and at ease, but metal-heads are more likely to also be lazy and introverted, finds a study of 36,000 people from Scottish researchers. Blues fans tend to have high self-esteem, rap fans are pretty outgoing, and country lovers are generally hardworking, the study shows. Indie rock snobs tend to be harsh and lack self-esteem, the study found.

Men's Health via MSNBC.

But what if you like indie, country, blues, jazz and metal?

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