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Radiosensitive

It's one of the dark marks of the U.S. Government in the 20th century — a complete willingness to expose unwitting citizens to dangerous substances in the name of scientific advancement. It happened with the Tuskegee syphilis experiment, with the MKUltra mind control project and with the atomic bomb testing of the 1940s and 50s. The Atomic Energy Commission (AEC) knew that dangerous levels of fallout were being pumped into the atmosphere, but didn't bother to tell anyone. Well, anyone except the photographic film industry, that is.

Big Hole, Deep Secret

I was thinking the other week, when this app started making the rounds, about how our little town would probably not be on anyone's nuclear bomb target list. Turns out that's probably still true. Instead of the town being a target, a spot two miles up the road from our house is likely to be one.

Ask Pittsboro Mayor Chuck Devinney what he did when he worked for AT&T, and he offers evasions straight out of an X-Files script. "I wiped it all out of my head," he says. "When I went out the door, I never looked back."

Coming from a public utility employee turned small-town public official, that might sound pretty melodramatic. Unless, that is, the door walked out of was the secured gateway to Chatham County's underground enigma, the Big Hole. That's where Devinney and dozens of other AT&T employees holed up for much of the Cold War, soldiers in a hidden battle to safeguard a U.S. command and control system in the event of nuclear war.

The system, called the Automatic Voice Network (AUTOVON), was put in service in 1964 by the Defense Communications Agency; the Chatham facility came on-line in 1966. About 60 AUTOVON relay and switching centers were built across the country. Of those, 20 sites, including Big Hole, were underground, hardened facilities, engineered to withstand anything but a direct hit by an enemy missile. AT&T won the classified contract to operate domestic AUTOVON centers, while the U.S. military manned those established in other countries.

2016 Favorite Records – 75-51

On and on & on and on.

49
Peter Gabriel 1986
So
Score: 460 W/L/T: 9 / 9 / 0
48
Sonic Youth 1987
Sister
Score: 469 W/L/T: 10 / 8 / 1
47
Talking Heads 1983
Speaking in Tongues
Score: 473 W/L/T: 13 / 11 / 0
46
Sonic Youth 1988
Daydream Nation
Score: 478 W/L/T: 9 / 11 / 0
45
Fleetwood Mac 1968
Peter Green's Fleetwood Mac
Score: 478 W/L/T: 13 / 10 / 1
44
Sea And Cake 1994
Sea And Cake
Score: 481 W/L/T: 8 / 8 / 0
43
David Bowie 1972
Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders From Mars
Score: 481 W/L/T: 9 / 6 / 0
42
Fleetwood Mac 1977
Rumors
Score: 487 W/L/T: 7 / 8 / 1
41
Black Sabbath 1970
Black Sabbath
Score: 512 W/L/T: 8 / 6 / 3
40
The Shins 2003
Chutes Too Narrow
Score: 514 W/L/T: 11 / 6 / 5
39
Erykah Badu 2000
Momma's Gun
Score: 514 W/L/T: 14 / 9 / 2
38
Pink Floyd 1973
Dark Side Of The Moon
Score: 515 W/L/T: 8 / 6 / 2
37
Cowboy Junkies 1988
The Trinity Session
Score: 516 W/L/T: 13 / 9 / 3
36
Black Sabbath 1971
Paranoid
Score: 537 W/L/T: 11 / 7 / 1
35
David Bowie 1971
Hunky Dory
Score: 539 W/L/T: 10 / 5 / 1
34
The Colorblind James Experience 1987
The Colorblind James Experience
Score: 539 W/L/T: 9 / 6 / 0
33
Erykah Badu 1997
Baduzium
Score: 543 W/L/T: 10 / 5 / 1
32
Rolling Stones 1978
Some Girls
Score: 558 W/L/T: 14 / 7 / 1
31
The Internet 2015
Ego Death
Score: 565 W/L/T: 10 / 7 / 0

Symanteco Nortoni!

When nasty viruses infect the computers of folks up in Northern California, Reverend Joey Talley is on it.

The Wiccan witch — who is also an ordained minister through the State of California—not only offers services for people struggling with romantic heartache, depression, and other ailments, she also exorcises viruses from computers.

“No problem is too small, too big, or too weird” is Talley’s motto. Sure, she can do a love spell, but she’d rather face off with ghosts and demons.To excise such entities out of a machine, she uses a variety of techniques—she might place stones on top of the computer, clear the dark energy by setting an intention with her mind, or cleanse the area around the computer by burning sage. The time it takes to clear these viruses depends on the nefariousness of the entity, she says: sometimes it takes just an hour, other times it can take up to four.

Seems she's actually an expert in extracting money from people. The computer thing is just for show.

Zen of the Japanese Highball

The mizuwari (aka whiskey & water):

“Stir a single piece of carved ice in the glass until the sides start to chill. Pour off the melted water. Pour a measure of whiskey over the ice, add one more piece to bring the liquid and ice to a level point in the glass, and stir thirteen and a half times, clockwise. Add the third piece of ice, and top off with two-thirds of a measure of mineral water. Stir clockwise, three and a half times. Nestle the bar spoon underneath the base of the ice, and lift upwards to fully homogenize the whiskey and water. Without jostling or stirring the drink any further, softly draw the spoon from the glass. Serve.”

I've been stirring counterclockwise all these years. No wonder they never came out right. Duh.