NASA Denies Martian Child Slave Colony

On Thursday’s program, the InfoWars host welcomed guest Robert David Steele onto The Alex Jones Show, which airs on 118 radio stations nationwide, to talk about kidnapped children he said have been sent on a two-decade mission to space.

“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” said Steele. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

One thought on “NASA Denies Martian Child Slave Colony

  1. Countme-In

    But, Jim, in critical moments men sometimes see exactly what they wish to see.

    I hope the kidnapped children enslaved on Mars are Republican and conservative children. I don’t understand why this NASA program’s budget had not been increased exponentially to solve future demographic and electoral threats to the future of America.

    I would even agree to a degree of federalism with this program and devolving it to the states with financially unlimited block grants so that we may enslave local conservative children on Mars and eventually in distant galaxies billions of light years from America.

    NASA should not ignore the fact that trump, jones, steele and their legions are themselves children in dire need of backbreaking labor and sexual exploitation on worlds where the sun don’t shine.

    Early missions subsisted on the eating of the conservative children’s home-schooled, voucherized brains but the caloric and intelligence content was deemed vastly insufficient to sustain long-term colonization of distant planets by decent human beings. In fact, peer-reviewed studies compared the paltry diet to the consumption of every copy of the National Enquirer going back to its founding in 1926.

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