Out? Nooo! We, the American public (for which I now speak), hardly got to know you!

That sucks. Really. He'd make for a far more interesting opponent than Romney will.

If you like 60's R&B, 70's Stones or even early Kings Of Leon, you need to check out the Alabama Shakes:

that "...... WAIT!" in the chorus just kills.

MSNBC.com:

• Last month was the warmest March on record (records go back to 1895) at 51.1 degrees; this is 8.6 degrees above the 20th century average, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration.
• January-March was the warmest first quarter on record; the average temperature of 42 degrees was 6 degrees above average.
• April 2011-March 2012 was the warmest stretch of those 12 months on record; at 55.4 degrees, that period was 2.6 degrees above average.
• In March, 15,292 records were broken for warmth; 7,775 were new daytime highs in cities across the country and 7,517 were new nighttime highs.

Suck it, last year!

The Feelies are touring. And I got tickets to see them! Joy of joys!

It's not until September, though. Dismay of dismays ¡

4D USB

First up, my home town:

Man thrown out of bar for having sex retaliates by biting barman's finger off.

Next, my wife's home town:

A guest at an Ohio wedding wound up in jail charged with assault and intoxicated disorderly conduct. It all began when she refused to stop slow dancing with the groom, which escalated into a brawl with the bride and an attack on an off-duty police officer.

Sweet.

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