Monthly Archives: February 2009

Ciguatera !

msnbc.com:

The fish was delicious, no doubt about it.

Perfectly seasoned and cooked just right, the broiled grouper on the Texas menu last summer tempted Donna Schroeder to eat every bite.

The only problem? It was poisoned, tainted with a hard-to-detect toxin that produces symptoms so bizarre, they put peanut-linked salmonella infections to shame.

...

Within hours of the July dinner, Schroeder was stricken not only with typical nasty food poisoning symptoms — diarrhea, vomiting and fatigue — but also with a dangerously slow heart rate and neurological problems that caused her hands and feet to tingle painfully and, oddest of all, reversed her sense of hot and cold. Some patients also say they feel like their teeth are falling out — and the symptoms can linger for years.

That big piece of grouper I made last night was delicious! Pan-seared, and accompanied by jasmine rice, pea pods and a Thai curry sauce. Heaven.

My hands and feet are not tingling. Yet.

CATASTROPIC WARNING

There is a new announcement from The Time Cube:




CATASTROPIC WARNING -
Obama must resign to save his people from his
catastrophe
.
SUN power will not allow any
Black Skin power to rule over
its Light Domain. Hell cometh
to the dumb, ignorant, educated stupid
"Worshippers of ONE",
for Creation is of OPPOSITES.
Born Cubed I defy God of ONE,
for I have a Yes and No mentality
necessary for cubed intelligence -

no Clyclopic educator can allow.
Unknown transcends the known,
but blocked by Evil of ONEism.
Think opposite of god or perish,
god errored, 1Day does not rotate.
4 corners rotate 16, 96 hrs, 4 days.
Hell begins
, economy stands still,
kinda like when Earth stood still.
Obama must resign or Doomsday,
for only Light can rule over Earth.
No god possesses Cubed Wisdom.


Consider yourself informed.

Pithy

Bruce Sterling:
The original sin of geekdom is to think that just because you can think algorithmically and impose it on a machine that this is disembodied intelligence. That is just rules-based machine behavior. Just code being executed. Sure it's an art and science. Calling it intelligence is dehumanizing. It makes you look delusional, sad and pathetic. It's like being an old woman whose only friends are cats.

Tastemakers

Let's try something new, eh?

Here's an assignment:

  1. Choose three songs you think everyone should know. These should probably be songs that most people here don't already know (you be the judge). They don't have to be your favorites, and they don't have to be the Best Songs Ever. They just need to be songs you think more people should know.
  2. Find YouTube vids or MySpace links or something for the songs - so that other people can hear them too! (important!)
  3. In as many or as few words as you want, tell us why you think we should know these songs.

I'll kick it off with my three.

Warning: I've had a lot of caffeine, and I'm home sick, so I might ramble a bit...

  1. Elliot Smith - Waltz #2

    The tune is the most persistent earworm I've ever encountered. It can stick in my head for, literally, weeks while I repeat all those wonderful lines over and over. I think it's his best song, and I do think it's one of the Best Songs Ever, so I'm always amazed to learn that people don't know any Elliot Smith, let alone this perfect little gem.

    First verse:

    First the mic then a half cigarette
    Singing "Cathy's Clown"
    That's the man she's married to now
    That's the girl that he takes around town
    She appears composed, so she is, I suppose
    Who can really tell
    She shows no emotion at all
    Stares into space like a dead china doll

    I'm never gonna know you now
    but I'm gonna love you anyhow

    The Everly Brothers' "Cathy's Clown" is about a man whose girl is so untrue that people are talking about him, calling him "Cathy's Clown"; and he's sick of it. And here's Elliot Smith singing about singing that song in reference to what could be an old flame of his own (though it could be fictional, I don't know his biography). Indeed, he may even be a Cathy's Clown, singing about singing "Cathy's Clown". I love recursion.

    Second verse:

    Now she's done and they're calling someone
    Such a familiar name
    I'm so glad that my memory's remote
    'cause I'm doing just fine hour to hour, note to note
    Here it is the revenge to the tune
    You're no good
    You're no good, you're no good, you're no good
    Can't you tell that it's well understood

    "The revenge to the tune...". So sweet. And, the way he sings those "you're no good"s, I can't help but hear a reference to another classic song: "You're no good" (obviously).

    The bridge:

    I'm here today and expected to stay
    On and on and on
    I'm tired, I'm tired

    Now that my ears are tuned to references to other songs, that "on and on" feels to me like a shout out to another song about a man who's been jilted: Stephen Bishop's "On and On":

      Poor ol' Jimmy
      Sits alone in the moonlight
      Saw his woman kiss another man
      So he takes a ladder
      Steals the stars from the sky
      Puts on Sinatra and starts to cry

      On and on
      He just keeps on trying
      And he smiles when he feels like crying
      On and on, on and on, on and on

    Maybe, maybe not. But it works if it is.

    Smith finishes up with:

    Looking out on the substitute scene
    Still going strong
    XO, mom
    It's OK, it's alright, nothing's wrong
    Tell Mr. Man with impossible plans to just
    Leave me alone
    In the place where I make no mistakes
    In the place where I have what it takes

    Those last four lines are the mission statement for slackers and underachievers everywhere, and I've loved them since I first heard them. Yet as with so many of Smith's lyrics, they seem especially poignant in light of his suicide - it seems like a little more than simple fear of screwing up.

    What a fucking drag!

    And that was far longer than I wanted to go on this.

  2. Let's switch gears and listen to the Scud Mountain Boys, "In A Ditch":

    (i had to make this video, since there's almost nothing from these guys on the net)

    Yeah, that was a drag, too, sorry. The Scud Mountain Boys are all broken up now, and they never really made much of an impact when they were together in the mid 90s. But they did put out this one album ("Massachusetts"), and "In A Ditch" is the first song on it. The rest of the songs (except one) keep the same slow, sad, country vibe, so any of them would've worked here since all I really want to say about it is that if you like Wilco or the Cowboy Junkies or Uncle Tupelo or Son Volt, these guys might be worth checking out too.

  3. Ok, really changing gears this time.

    The Faces, "Ooh La La"

    I would have never heard this song if it wasn't for the Rushmore soundtrack (which is simply full of really great songs - as befits one of my favorite movies). It's a such a happy, catchy, sing-along song, I can't help but smile when I hear it. It sounds nothing like any of the other Faces songs I've heard, though, and that's a bit of a let down since I like this one so much better. Ron Wood sang this one, after Rod Stewart and Ronnie Lane both decided the song wasn't good enough for them. Thankfully he had a voice back then!

So, what do you got? What songs should we know, and why ?