Made of eating

Fafblog, the whole worlds only source for Fafblog, brings us the legend of Benjamin Healy. And it contains what may be the best line I've read all year (highlighted):

"They say no mortal woman was enough for him so he made one himself outta whiskey an liquors an ale," says me.
"An he loved her like a lumberjack made of eating loves a woman made of ham."
"An then one day he was like 'I'm real thirsty' an he drank her an she was gone," says Giblets.

Fafblog is a wonderful thing.

In Memory

We were talking the other day about people who make videos of themselves when they're alive to be watched after they die, by their family and friends - a kind of last goodbye from beyond the grave. Some people thought it was creepy; some thought it was nice; some thought it would be fun to do their little speech wearing funny hats, or naked, or whatever; I thought it would be fun to do one that starts out with a lot of static, then slowly clears to a black and white shot of me climbing up out of a well then slowly walking towards the camera...

Skreek!

Seagull Gets Artificial Leg.

Hmmm... I wonder what they used to hold the prosthesis on... was it... sea-ment ?

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(yes, that was lame)