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Contextual

Ezra at Pandagon (it's the Pentagon, but with Pandas!) hates interludes: the little interstitial skits, found sounds and nonsense that some bands like to stick between the real songs on their CDs. Sadly, I am growing to dislike them too.

Long long ago, in the before time, when I didn't have an iPod, I'd just listen to CDs as nature intended, from start to finish. All those little bits of connective tissue made some kind of sense usually (talking to you, Trent Reznor and your 100 song CD). But now that I'm hip and technosavvy, I only listen to my iPod on shuffle, and those cutesy little songlets occasionally show up in contexts that make no sense: The Beatles' "Her Majesty" only belongs at the end of Abbey Road, but now I can hear it with the little automated greetings that A Tribe Called Quest sprinkled through their Midnight Marauder album, or next to a little noise burst from the Swirlies or at the end of the 26 minutes of "Bitches Brew".

So, what to do about them ? I could delete them from my song list. But, then I couldn't hear some whole albums in their original form. That's no good. But, if Apple came up with a way to filter songs that are shorter than a given length, when using the shuffle feature, my little problem would be solved.

On a side note, I wonder if I could put together a compilation of these little things that would be interesting listening. Perhaps I'll try.

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Pecker

FinanceAsia.com has some clever writers. This story is just throbbing with innuendo:

    Misys gives Pecker head job

    After 14 years inside Misys in Europe, Rudi Pecker has been elevated to the financial technology company's Singapore office, to become head of Asia Pacific sales. In this role, Pecker will head all Misys' strategic and commercial activities in the region, aiming to grow the business and enter into long term relationships. Pecker's breadth of experience, with over 20 years in the financial services industry, will enable him to rise to the challenges of growing the business in Asia, a region fertile for expansion.

Well, at least he's going to try for long-term relationships - none of that fuck-and-run stuff his predecessor was known for. My sisMisys deserves better than that.

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My doctor says my nose would stop bleeding...

    Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it: "Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor."
    ...
    He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

    Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

    "And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

    "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

Hmm.

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Love this

CNN has been running this picture on their front page, on and off, for the past few days:

I love it. She looks like she's hiding in the corner plotting revenge on the girl who just stole her boyfriend. "That bitch. She'll regret she ever got between me and George. She's so flirty and slutty. Fuck her. He still loves me. I know it! I'd kick her ass, but I'm not going to get my good blue suit dirty. When she least expects me... that's when I'll get her."

But really, she's just hiding behind the flag, plotting her revenge on Richard Clarke. That story isn't quite as amusing, but her expression still makes me giggle.

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Time management

    #167: Fill up your car on the way home from work. Don't waste your prime morning time at the pump.

The message here is that getting to work early is more important than getting home late. This is in the section entitled "Time for yourself...and what's important".